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Lmao Emily! People are still wearing suffocation devices here on the coast…it’s truly pathetic to behold. The world has lost its’ mind. There truly are stupid sheep among us.

Cheers!🍻

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I just got a confirmation email from a 3rd party company that manages Vrbo rentals.

"Evolve's Mask Policy

We want you to rest easy during your stay. Because of this, we’re requiring all Evolve guests, homeowners, and on-site maintenance teams to wear masks when in the presence of each other." YEAH NO FUCK YOU

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The Omicron family used to live next door to me.

Kinda.

They just hovered around above the neighbors patio cover in the ether. I'd shoot the shit with em all the time once we agreed upon the ground rules. I invited them inside one time but they learned no one in the household was vaxxed and declined cause they could only associate with the vaxxed.

I even offered to make em famous too. Wanted to show em to the world that viruses do indeed exist.

They declined that as well stating they are more scary when you can't see em.

Then a handful of months ago they just up and disappeared.

Well last week I swear I was seeing em hitchen a ride on the side of the roadway. So I's pull over and offer em a lift but I came to find out it was their cuzzins. They declined cause I didn't have junkie tracks on me's arm from the other few hundred jabs.

Well I is sure that soon enuf the Big Guv will be over holding me down and jabb'n me so I won't have those racist ideologies about those foreign viruses.

But I's be savin Grannie then.

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I live across the street from the Still Lockdowners.

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We should invite them both to a block Party !!

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