EGGS are the one and only story

This is just the start of the elimination of non-lab-created animal protein from our diet

(Quick order of business: no egg puns here, as the topic is too serious, and the circumstances too dire.)

I’m starting to get pissed — REALLY FUCKING PISSED — that we ‘peasants’ seem to be at the mercy of the depopulation climate cultists, like Bill Gates and the other Elites who’ve decided they and their progeny are more worthy & deserving of nature’s bounty.

There were no eggs at Ralphs (Kroger) in Studio City, CA the last weekend of the year. While this seemed highly unusual, I quieted that little worried voice in the back of my head, and chalked it up to holiday demand.

That was dumb.

This was Friday. Oh sure, plenty of pre-packaged eggs in plastic! Maybe they were scared of catching the Kraken Covid.

The FBI IS ASSHOE Barsh Consulting Co. @EmilyTVproducer

F ⁦⁦@JoeBiden⁩ He got us into this food shortage bullshit. Bill Gates, too

Instead of taking you down a bunch of rabbit holes, I’ll just post some more tweets about the incredible, inaccessible eggs. (Hey, at least I didn’t write ‘in-eggs-cessible.’)

Pffft2 @45wonyuge

I remember just a few yrs ago paying $0.72 for a dozen eggs.

Los Angeles Times @latimes

$7 a dozen? Why California eggs are so expensive — and increasingly hard to find

latimes.com$7 a dozen? Why California eggs are so expensive — and increasingly hard to findGolden State shoppers are shelling out extreme prices for eggs, amid an outbreak of bird flu that has left grocers struggling to stock cartons.

The cause is an unprecedented outbreak of highly pathogenic avian influenza — commonly known as bird flu — that has killed tens of millions of egg-layers nationwide. Among these are millions of cage-free hens California relies on to comply with Proposition 12, the 2018 animal welfare initiative that took effect last year.

Okay, the avian flu…

It’s either a lie, a legitimate problem, or a real problem that was created by people who don’t want us eating eggs. The fact that the Approved Internet (™) calls me a conspiracy theorist for asking questions tells me I should be asking questions.

The FBI IS ASSHOE Barsh Consulting Co. @EmilyTVproducer

The fact that raising questions about avian flu puts me in the category of cOnSPiraCy THeOrist tells me I should be raising questions about the avian flu.

cbsnews.comConspiracy theorists claim bird flu is fake news: “It’s just COVID for chickens”Global outbreak of avian influenza spawns dubious claims that the disease is aimed at driving up food prices.

While it poses little risk to humans, the global outbreak has led farmers to cull millions of birds and threatens to add to already rising food prices.

It's also spawning fantastical claims similar to the ones that arose during the COVID-19 pandemic, underscoring how conspiracy theories often emerge at times of uncertainty, and how the internet and a deepening distrust of science and institutions fuel their spread.

PB DustBunny @_sarrahb_

Egg update: In a little under two years. 18 eggs went from $1.62 to $7.16. 😡 a nearly 450% increase.

Storm @stormrobinson

Limit 2 per customer for 9 dollar eggs. Things are fine. Things are totally fine.

Storm @stormrobinson

To clarify, these were not the cheapest eggs on the shelf, but the ones closest to the “limit 2” sign. They also had medium white eggs for $6, large white for $7, and a 30-rack for $14 which are what I normally buy. A 30-rack cost $9 last week and $5 last year…

Michelle Maxwell @MichelleMaxwell

Who thinks 2023 is going to be shit show financially? Just bought an 18 pack of eggs from Walmart for over $9. When I first moved back to VA from Cali they were 1.99. America will not survive 2 more years of Biden!!! PS- and did I mention gas is creeping up too 🤬

pipermcq @pipermcq

Why do I criticize Democrats in positions of power? This. The Colorado legislature (dominated by Democrats) decided it would be a swell idea to pass a law requiring that all eggs sold in the state be “cage free.” In the midst of a nationwide egg shortage.

denverpost.comEgg shelves are empty at some Colorado grocery stores. Here’s what shoppers need to know about the egg shortage.Colorado shoppers on the hunt for eggs are often finding shelves empty or picked over, as both avian flu and a new state law have destabilized grocers’ supply chains.

Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj

$11:49 for eggs at Whole Foods Good thing we locked down the country and printed all that money to give corporations

Adrian O Cruz @MagaStallion

About People who ask why eggs are expensive today.

CRONK (parody) (follow for Dumbdicks WL) @CryptoCronkite

if you bought $200K worth of eggs 1 year ago and held until now, you would be a millionaire

READERS: GET PISSED. START ASKING QUESTIONS. THIS IS OUR YEAR. IT’S NOW OR NEVER.

WallStreetApes @riggedgov

Tax payer funded champagne being wheeled into @SpeakerMcCarthy new Speaker office 🥂 Meanwhile eggs are $6, lettuce is $8, 70% of the country is living paycheck to paycheck, credit card debt now sits in the trillions & younger generations will never be able to afford a home.