An Open Letter to My Bank & the Credit Monitors

I'll save you the trouble...

Once the banks are done scrubbing corporate depositors of their last shred of self-determination, using the new woke metric known as an ESG score, they’re sure to come after our individual dignity as free-thinking people with free minds and free will.

ESG scoring takes into account a company’s devotion to Leftist dogma about Environmental, Social, and Governance matters. In short, the more extreme — even radical — a company is about climate hysteria, regressive social policies, and tyrannical (globalist) government, the higher its rating.

Communist China has this system in place for citizens in the form of Social Credit Scores. The lower a person’s rating, the more that person is a pariah, and the less that person has access to conveniences — including association with others whose scores are higher.

When we started reading and then daring to talk about this a couple of years ago, the loudest voices were from the loonie Leftie mob: “You’re paranoid! You’re a conspiracy theorist.”

But guess what. That shit’s coming and it’ll be here in the good- old-Joe-Biden USA in no time. It’s not a theory. It’s just a fact. (If it turns out I’m wrong, keep this as a receipt. I’ll be more than happy to admit it on this one!)

Because I’m a charitable gal, I would like to do Chase Bank and the 3 credit monitoring bureaus a favor right here on Substack. This way, they don’t have to look at my Twitter for clues about how I lean. Right here, I’ll share all the factors that should have my Social Credit Score in the toilet.

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Dear Overlords of Virtue at Chase, TransUnion, Equifax, and Experian:

I would like to make you aware of all the reasons you should strip me of every last point on my credit score, once the financial metric begins taking into account a depositor’s beliefs and lifestyle. In other words, anticipate me hovering between zero and four — instead of the high 700s as it is now (because I pay my bills).

If you were Santa, you’d be leaving me a big giant lump of coal! Oh wait, coal is very, very bad. So maybe you’d leave me a dead lithium battery. Those are very, very okay because, well: ESG!

1. I buy and own guns and bullets. This is because I like to shoot guns and bullets, and because if I ever need guns and bullets, I have them. Never mind that gun control is racist and that armed societies are safe and peaceful societies. You must DING me hard.

2. I think the Paris Accord is a worthless, useless, toothless piece of paper that serves only to consolidate power and wealth — not do JACK SHIT for the environment.

3. I believe in limited government.

4. I eat meat.

5. I don’t throw my egg shells into the green bin, like Gavin Newsom told me to.

6. I oppose forced drugging and won’t adhere to mask mandates. And I’m not walking around with a QR code on my phone or my forearm. Ever.

7. I think our government agencies have gone rogue and consider The People as the enemy. They used to seem so nice!

8. I am anti-propaganda, and believe the media has become an appendage of the government.

9. I stand by biology. Men don’t get periods or pregnant. That doesn’t make me anything-phobic, but facts don’t matter in this new Orwellian dystopia.

10. I don’t believe the riots were peaceful. I don’t believe BLM, the global corporation, had or has good intentions. I do believe reform happens when people are given a voice and a platform. But you: “meh.”

11. I think teaching children to be tribal and focus on skin color is depraved.

12. Free speech must be protected.

13. History must be respected.

14. Tyrants must be rejected.

15. I love America’s history, warts and all. I cherish America’s freedom.

16. And now, that one bit of data that will deliver the ultimate death blow to my liquidity & acceptability in society: I bought TWO — count ‘em — TWO MyPillows® from Mike Lindell. What does THAT tell ya?